Friday, April 13, 2012

Things We Won't Be Doing on Saturday


Here at The White Star Line Cordially Invites You, we have literally spent months developing brilliant ideas to turn Saturday into one of the most memorable events of your lives.  This week, though, Titanic Tipsters Heather C. and Mary brought two things to our attention which we hadn’t even considered:

  1. We promise not to make you do this.  (Mainly because we can't fit a pool inside a house; access to canoes is no problem when you have our day jobs.)
  2. We also won’t be baking one of these. (Though you shouldn’t let that stop you from channeling your inner pastry chef, if you feel so inclined.)

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